so many of you have never been 26 or 27. well one day you will. this is not a threat this is a promise. or maybe both. it will be fine, is what i’m saying. and then comes 28
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Rereading TRC is like coming home to the memory of summers long gone with the honeysuckle in full bloom, and the rope swing that rotted off years ago still swaying in the wind, and your palm stinging from scrapping it climbing a tree but you don’t mind because the sun is warm, and the water cool, and you can hear that friend you loved so hard your little heart could burst with it laughing just behind you, and you know it will never look like this again. Nothing will ever feel this much like home again, and it hurts somethin fierce.
Be open to the possibility that people are speaking nicely about you behind your back. People are conspiring about ways to help you. People advocating for you. People are genuinely rooting for you behind your back.
they should invent a place you can live that your parents also arent living at
folks weve gotta get on this
hozier (2014) being hozier’s debut album is fucking nuts like… take me to church?? from eden?? work song?? like real people do?? it will come back?? foreigner’s god?? cherry wine?? SEDATED?? what the fuck??
#he fucking walked in and said hey im andrew i was on the wiggles once. have you ever fucked god
@prompeachy your tag, it killed me dead
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim are looking to arrange a political marriage between one of their middle infielders and a right-handed reliever from the San Diego Padres in order to unite the kingdoms and challenge the more powerful Los Angeles Dodgers on a field of war.
recipes will be like “prep time: 3 minutes” & the ingredience list is like “2 sweet potatoes peeled & diced” girlie they do not come like that
recipes will be like “cook potatoes until soft, about 5 minutes” babydoll are you on bath salts
I’ve done it before for free
Level 1: Porn with plot
Level 2: Porn with social commentary
Level 3: Porn with troubling philosophical implications
Level 4: Porn with maddening revelations of humanity’s place in the cosmos
Level 5: Porn with math
just one more graduate degree bro. i promise bro just one more graduate degree bro and it’ll fix everything bro. bro. just one more degree bro. please just one more. one more graduate degree and we can fix this whole problem bro. bro cmon just get one more graduate degree bro i promise bro. bro bro please you jsut need one more degree